Showing posts with label seo humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label seo humor. Show all posts

Monday, July 7, 2008

Google bombs or Google Bombing or link bomb?

Have heard about Google bombs or Google Bombing or link bomb?

Here is a defination from wikipedia,

Wikipedia's definaton of Google Bomb:
A Google bomb (also referred to as a 'link bomb') is Internet slang for a certain kind of attempt to influence the ranking of a given page in results returned by the Google search engine, often with humorous or political intentions.Because of the way that Google's algorithm works, a page will be ranked higher if the sites that link to that page use consistent anchor text. A Google bomb is created if many sites link to the page in this manner.

GoogleWebmasterCentral's take on the link bombing : (Last updated January 25, 2007 at 4:16 PM)

Unless you read all about search engines all day, you might wonder "What is a Googlebomb?" Technically, a "Googlebomb" (sometimes called a "linkbomb" since they're not specific to Google) refers to a prank where people attempt to cause someone else's site to rank for an obscure or meaningless query. Googlebombs very rarely happen for common queries, because the lack of any relevant results for that phrase is part of why a Googlebomb can work. One of the earliest Googlebombs was for the phrase "talentless hack," for example.

Previously it was quite easy to target anyone with a lot of links pointing to a person/theme/target aim.



For many years, this happened. Then Google took ( apparently) the action to dispose the Google bombs.
example: If anyone would have searched for "miserable failure" ( without quotes) in google search box, the first result you might have got that time is of the White House for George Bush.
Now Google has fixed the issue and no result is coming for the query.

Everything seems ok ---

Now check this out, just type "who is a failure?" ( without quotes) in the search box (google.com), you will be amazed to see what you will get....
Believe me this is a snap I got...

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Search tomorrow’s web, today! Great SEO Tool

Google Australia has introduced a new feature, enabling you to search content on the internet before it is created.

About gDay™ technology

The core technology that powers gDay™ is MATE™ (Machine Automated Temporal Extrapolation).

Using MATE's™ machine learning and artificial intelligence techniques developed in Google's Sydney offices, we can construct elements of the future.

Google spiders crawl publicly available web information and our index of historic, cached web content. Using a mashup of numerous factors such as recurrence plots, fuzzy measure analysis, online betting odds and the weather forecast from the iGoogle weather gadget, we can create a sophisticated model of what the internet will look like 24 hours from now.

http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gday/index.html

Friday, March 30, 2007

SEO Humor

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